Team Woof!

After wandering around the Safeway shopping center blatantly licking my Lollipop or my Dairy Queen ice cream cone in public, I realized that our entire civilization was terrified of my sexuality. My suspicions were even confirmed too! Apparently the top Mexican cartel "chief" decided to hide in the back of the Safeway's shipping and receiving door so he wouldn't have to confront my brightly colored, oversize Lollipop I had just bought for $1.25 from the Dollar Tree next door.

Perhaps this is why I ended up on Team Woof!, although I always was a dog person. The idiot's beautiful cinnamon colored "pit bull" (I decided was really a Boxer | Staffordshire Terrior mix) I called Lil' Canela was always on her dog job in the house next door. She barked vociferously enough to scare away pretty much everyone from what they might have done, and was even reputed to have been sought after by wolves and mountain lions. Go Team Woof!

II ~ Savannah

Team Woof! also included a lovely oversized white German Shepherd mix named Hanz. I met Hanz at a Target store and never bothered with the idiot that brought him there in the first place. When I said his name, Hanz immediately lay down on the floor and when he turned to look at me, I saw he had the most beautiful eyes with a natural fur eyeliner colored in Almond. Hanz never said anything, but I knew immediately he had joined Team Woof!